{"title":"Sarcastic Tumblers | Funny Insulated Tumblers with Dark Humor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic Tumblers for Drinks On the Move and Energy On the Floor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIced coffee. Cold water. Whatever's keeping you upright. The PureSarcasm \u003cstrong\u003esarcastic tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e collection features original dark-humor designs printed on insulated tumblers — built for commutes, gym refusals, desk-cluttering, and slowly destroying your hydration goals at room temperature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003efunny tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e collection for the chronically caffeinated, the on-the-go work-from-home crowd, and anyone whose entire personality is \"iced coffee at 4 PM.\" Also a perfect \u003cstrong\u003efunny gift for coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e, friends, or your most chronically-online sibling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You'll Find Here\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulated stainless tumblers\u003c\/strong\u003e with bold all-around prints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWine tumblers\u003c\/strong\u003e for when wine pretends to be water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOffice humor, dark humor, and chronic-online humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Shop Sarcastic Tumblers at PureSarcasm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsulated stainless steel\u003c\/strong\u003e — keeps cold cold, hot hot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrack-proof prints\u003c\/strong\u003e survive bag tumble and dishwasher abuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade-to-order, on-demand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree US shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e on every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e10% off your first order\u003c\/strong\u003e + bundle discount on 2+ items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions About Sarcastic Tumblers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow well do these insulated tumblers hold temperature?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stainless steel tumblers keep cold drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot drinks hot for up to 12 hours. Double-walled vacuum insulation, sweat-proof exterior, and a press-fit lid that won't leak in your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes do the tumblers come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost sarcastic tumblers are 20oz — the universal \"fits in any cup holder\" size. We also stock 12oz wine tumblers and 32oz extra-large versions on select designs. Sizes shown on each product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre the prints dishwasher safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-wash recommended for longest-lasting prints. The graphic survives dishwasher cycles, but hand-washing keeps colors vibrant for years instead of months. Don't use abrasive sponges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTumblers are made to order, on-demand. Production takes 2–5 business days, then standard US shipping (typically 3–5 days). 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