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Already Logged In. Still Dying. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USD
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The laptop’s on. The camera’s off. And so is your will to pretend this is fine. For anyone silently screaming through Slack notifications while rewatching the same email draft for 40 minutes straight.
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Shipping & Delivery
Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
Returns & Exchanges
Not happy? Contact us within 30 days. We’ll make it right.
Size Guide
Not sure about your size? Check our size guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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