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My Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewMy Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$57.00 USDMy Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Toxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewToxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$51.00 USDToxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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God's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewGod's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$41.00 USDGod's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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I Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewI Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$41.00 USDI Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Life Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
NewLife Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDLife Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
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When karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewWhen karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$44.00 USDWhen karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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It’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
NewIt’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDIt’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Craps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
Craps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
$51.00 USDCraps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
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Group Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
Group Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDGroup Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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One parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
One parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDOne parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Launched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
Launched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
$38.00 USDLaunched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
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Boycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Boycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDBoycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Tweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Tweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDTweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Shared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Shared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDShared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Separate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Separate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDSeparate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Watched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Watched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDWatched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Said vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Said vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDSaid vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Quit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Quit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDQuit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Paid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Paid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$32.00 USDPaid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Still Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Still Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDStill Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Pretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Pretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDPretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Crypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Crypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDCrypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Probably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Probably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDProbably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Oops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Oops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDOops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USD
PureSarcasm stocks 65+ sarcastic long sleeve shirts featuring premium cotton fabric and bold graphic humor. Full-length sleeves for cooler weather with the same sharp dark humor prints. Designs include introvert jokes, office sarcasm, and existential humor. Unisex S-3XL with free US shipping on every order.
Sarcastic long sleeve shirts for year-round comfort and constant honesty. Our funny long sleeve tee collection features dark humor quotes and brutally honest statements on premium shirts that work for any season and every mood.
Perfect for layering, lounging, or looking put-together while feeling completely done with everything. These sarcastic long sleeves combine comfort with authenticity - no fake cheerfulness required.
Shop funny long sleeve t-shirts for men and women who appreciate coverage and candor in equal measure.