Funny Long Sleeve Shirts & Sarcastic Tees

Funny long sleeve shirts for people who run cold and unimpressed — sarcastic tees with extra coverage for the seasons when even the weather lets you down. Same dark humor as our short sleeves, now with sleeves long enough to hide how you really feel.

Sarcastic long sleeve tees that do the talking

Dry wit, dark humor, and zero small talk — printed on shirts soft enough to live in and bold enough to start something.

• Extra coverage for cold offices, colder takes, and questionable life choices
• Soft, true-to-size cotton blend that holds up wash after wash
• Sayings that range from mildly judgmental to gloriously unhinged
• New designs added regularly — the world keeps handing us material

Layer the attitude

Warmer day? Switch to a sarcastic t-shirt. Colder one? Pull on a sarcastic hoodie or a funny sweatshirt. Not sure which slogan is "you"? Our guide to the best sarcastic shirts sorts the top picks so you don't have to.

Made-to-order, not mass-produced

Every shirt is printed on-demand and made to order — nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing ends up in a fast-fashion landfill. You get a fresh print; the planet gets one less regret.

Find the one that describes you a little too accurately, then add it to cart before your better judgment intervenes.