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Survived Another Reply-All - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Survived Another Reply-All - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDSurvived Another Reply-All - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Valedictorian, Now Folding Pants - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Valedictorian, Now Folding Pants - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDValedictorian, Now Folding Pants - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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3 Hours Sleep, 6 Regrets - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
3 Hours Sleep, 6 Regrets - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USD3 Hours Sleep, 6 Regrets - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Text Back in 6–8 Months - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Text Back in 6–8 Months - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDText Back in 6–8 Months - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Mommin’ Like Birth Control Works - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Mommin’ Like Birth Control Works - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDMommin’ Like Birth Control Works - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Snack, Regret, Repeat. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Snack, Regret, Repeat. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDSnack, Regret, Repeat. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Straight A’s, Now Sad AF - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Straight A’s, Now Sad AF - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDStraight A’s, Now Sad AF - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Already Logged In. Still Dying. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Already Logged In. Still Dying. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDAlready Logged In. Still Dying. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Meetings: Where Time Goes To Die - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Meetings: Where Time Goes To Die - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDMeetings: Where Time Goes To Die - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Congress Still Employed, Somehow - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Congress Still Employed, Somehow - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDCongress Still Employed, Somehow - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Vodka's My Therapist Now - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Vodka's My Therapist Now - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDVodka's My Therapist Now - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Grill Dad, Cry Inside - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Grill Dad, Cry Inside - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDGrill Dad, Cry Inside - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Therapist Says I’m ‘Interesting’ - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Therapist Says I’m ‘Interesting’ - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDTherapist Says I’m ‘Interesting’ - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Quitting Tomorrow. Again. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Quitting Tomorrow. Again. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDQuitting Tomorrow. Again. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Baby Screamed Me Into Silence - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Baby Screamed Me Into Silence - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDBaby Screamed Me Into Silence - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Graduated. Now Hiring Regret. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Graduated. Now Hiring Regret. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDGraduated. Now Hiring Regret. - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Still Friends, Out of Guilt - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
Still Friends, Out of Guilt - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDStill Friends, Out of Guilt - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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In-Laws: The Boss Level Trauma - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
In-Laws: The Boss Level Trauma - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDIn-Laws: The Boss Level Trauma - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm
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Wow, Still Not Fired - Sarcastic Socks
Wow, Still Not Fired - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDWow, Still Not Fired - Sarcastic Socks
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Born to Reply 'K'. - Sarcastic Socks
Born to Reply 'K'. - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDBorn to Reply 'K'. - Sarcastic Socks
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Enthusiasm Deleted at Birth - Sarcastic Socks
Enthusiasm Deleted at Birth - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDEnthusiasm Deleted at Birth - Sarcastic Socks
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My Soul’s on PTO - Sarcastic Socks
My Soul’s on PTO - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDMy Soul’s on PTO - Sarcastic Socks
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Attendance Is My Trauma - Sarcastic Socks
Attendance Is My Trauma - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDAttendance Is My Trauma - Sarcastic Socks
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Literally Too Sober for This - Sarcastic Socks
Literally Too Sober for This - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USDLiterally Too Sober for This - Sarcastic Socks
$43.00 USD
Funny socks and sarcastic statement socks for people whose feet have opinions too. The little detail that quietly tells everyone exactly who they're dealing with.
Sarcastic socks for people who step on egos
Soft, comfortable, and printed with sayings ranging from cheeky to gloriously rude — hidden until you kick your shoes off and reveal your true self.
- Soft, breathable knit with a reinforced toe and heel
- Comfortable all-day fit for work, gym, and judging silently
- Funny quotes and not-so-polite sayings for the profanity-curious
- New designs added regularly — because feet deserve attitude too
Complete the chaos
Want more attitude? Browse all sarcastic accessories or grab a matching sarcastic t-shirt. Shopping for someone with questionable taste (affectionately)? Our sarcastic gift guide delivers.
Made-to-order, not mass-produced
Every pair is made to order and produced on-demand — no overstock, no waste, no fast-fashion landfill. A fresh pair for you; one less regret for the bin.
Pick the pair that says what your face won't and add it to cart before you change your socks — or your mind.
