Enthusiasm Deleted at Birth - Sarcastic Socks

I didn't lose my spark; I never had the permit to ignite it in the first place. These PureSarcasm crew socks are designed for the individual whose default setting is "mildly inconvenienced by existence." Featuring a cushioned sole for maximum comfort while you're being dragged to social events you never wanted to attend, and a breathable knit to keep you cool while everyone else is getting "hyped." These socks are a clear warning to those who bring "positive energy" into your personal space: that file was corrupted in the womb and is non-recoverable. Wear them to the gym, the office, or while staring blankly at a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.