Wow, Still Not Fired - Sarcastic Socks

Every time you walk past the boss's office, it’s a small victory for the unbothered. These PureSarcasm crew socks are designed for the professional who treats their employment status like a high-stakes game of "How Much Can I Get Away With?" Featuring a comfortable cotton blend and a reinforced heel (for all that pacing you do while waiting for a disciplinary email), these socks are the ultimate hidden accessory for the person whose "per my last email" is actually a battle cry. Perfect for keeping your feet warm while your career prospects remain lukewarm. One size fits most, because even if your job performance is questionable, your sock game should be undeniable.