Literally Too Sober for This - Sarcastic Socks

Everything is way too high-definition right now. These PureSarcasm crew socks are designed for the individual who has found themselves in a situation—a family reunion, a corporate retreat, or a Tuesday—where their level of sobriety is dangerously mismatched with the level of nonsense occurring. Crafted from a soft, stretchy blend that provides the only comfort you’re likely to find in this room, these socks serve as a silent plea for a cocktail or a swift exit. Featuring a bold design that warns everyone: I am perceiving your bad decisions with terrifying accuracy. One size fits most; patience sold separately.