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PureSarcasm sarcastic socks

Baby Screamed Me Into Silence - Sarcastic Socks | PureSarcasm

$43.00 USD
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Nothing humbles you like losing an argument to something that can't spell 'argument'. This one's for the parents who can’t hear their own thoughts over the nightly banshee chorus.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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