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Probably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Probably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDProbably Making It Worse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Oops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Oops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDOops, Friended Another Narcissist - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Diet Starts: Urge to Cry - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Diet Starts: Urge to Cry - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDDiet Starts: Urge to Cry - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Born to Procrastinate Aggressively - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Born to Procrastinate Aggressively - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDBorn to Procrastinate Aggressively - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Adulting: My Favorite Nightmare - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Adulting: My Favorite Nightmare - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDAdulting: My Favorite Nightmare - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Financial Plan: Lies and Vibes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Financial Plan: Lies and Vibes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDFinancial Plan: Lies and Vibes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Love Me, But Quietly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Love Me, But Quietly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDLove Me, But Quietly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Definitely Skipped Leg Day... Forever - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Definitely Skipped Leg Day... Forever - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDDefinitely Skipped Leg Day... Forever - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Congrats, I Ate My Feelings - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Congrats, I Ate My Feelings - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDCongrats, I Ate My Feelings - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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My Dog Pays More Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
My Dog Pays More Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDMy Dog Pays More Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Oops, Married a Roommate - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Oops, Married a Roommate - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDOops, Married a Roommate - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Replied Mentally. Out Loud. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Replied Mentally. Out Loud. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$46.00 USDReplied Mentally. Out Loud. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Sorry, Wrong Group Chat - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Sorry, Wrong Group Chat - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$37.00 USDSorry, Wrong Group Chat - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Please Stop Breathing Near Me - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Please Stop Breathing Near Me - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$46.00 USDPlease Stop Breathing Near Me - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Professional Avoider of Phone Calls - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Professional Avoider of Phone Calls - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$37.00 USDProfessional Avoider of Phone Calls - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Therapy? I Yell in Notes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Therapy? I Yell in Notes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$32.00 USDTherapy? I Yell in Notes - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Expired Dreams, Due Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Expired Dreams, Due Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$34.00 USDExpired Dreams, Due Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Love Language: Passive Aggression - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Love Language: Passive Aggression - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$46.00 USDLove Language: Passive Aggression - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Sorry, I Gasped Socially - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Sorry, I Gasped Socially - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$38.00 USDSorry, I Gasped Socially - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Plans Made, Immediately Regretted - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Plans Made, Immediately Regretted - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$34.00 USDPlans Made, Immediately Regretted - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Financial Plan: Screaming Internally - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Financial Plan: Screaming Internally - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$38.00 USDFinancial Plan: Screaming Internally - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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Bought Joy, Got Overdraft - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
Bought Joy, Got Overdraft - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$46.00 USDBought Joy, Got Overdraft - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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My Wifi Has Depression Too - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
My Wifi Has Depression Too - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$34.00 USDMy Wifi Has Depression Too - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
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I Meal Prep Regret Weekly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
I Meal Prep Regret Weekly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$37.00 USDI Meal Prep Regret Weekly - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$37.00 USD
Funny long sleeve shirts for people who run cold and unimpressed — sarcastic tees with extra coverage for the seasons when even the weather lets you down. Same dark humor as our short sleeves, now with sleeves long enough to hide how you really feel.
Sarcastic long sleeve tees that do the talking
Dry wit, dark humor, and zero small talk — printed on shirts soft enough to live in and bold enough to start something.
- Extra coverage for cold offices, colder takes, and questionable life choices
- Soft, true-to-size cotton blend that holds up wash after wash
- Sayings that range from mildly judgmental to gloriously unhinged
- New designs added regularly — the world keeps handing us material
Layer the attitude
Warmer day? Switch to a sarcastic t-shirt. Colder one? Pull on a sarcastic hoodie or a funny sweatshirt. Not sure which slogan is "you"? Our guide to the best sarcastic shirts sorts the top picks so you don't have to.
Made-to-order, not mass-produced
Every shirt is printed on-demand and made to order — nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing ends up in a fast-fashion landfill. You get a fresh print; the planet gets one less regret.
Find the one that describes you a little too accurately, then add it to cart before your better judgment intervenes.
