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Born to Procrastinate Aggressively - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USD
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You do not just avoid work; you actively fight against it. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is the uniform for anyone who pushes deadlines to the absolute limit. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who work best under extreme panic. Soft and cozy, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the professional staller.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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