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Please Stop Breathing Near Me - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$46.00 USD
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You are standing within striking distance and that is a problem. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is the polite way to tell the world to back off. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone who values their personal bubble above all else. Soft, cozy, and perfectly antisocial, it makes a great novelty gift for the person who hates crowds.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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