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I Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$41.00 USD
Fluent in apathy. Native speaker of zero tolerance.
This long sleeve is for the emotionally exhausted, socially drained, professionally unbothered elite. If fake smiles feel like cardio and “per my last email” is your villain origin story, congratulations — you’re fluent.
Wear it to work, family dinners, or anywhere expectations are high and your patience is not. Let the sleeves do the talking while you conserve energy.
✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest
Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.