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Pretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USD
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You ate the greens but your soul is screaming for pizza. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt captures the hollow sadness of a health kick. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone listening to their stomach growl right now. Soft and comfortable, it makes a perfect novelty gift for the perpetually hungry friend.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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