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Toxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm

$51.00 USD

At least you’re reliable.

"Toxic But Consistent" is for the emotionally unavailable overachiever who never misses a red flag. You may be the problem, but you show up on time and deliver. That’s called standards.

Wear it to brunch, therapy, or your next situationship. Let them know what they’re signing up for—no surprises, just patterns.

✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest

Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.

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Shipping & Delivery

Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.

Returns & Exchanges

Not happy? Contact us within 30 days. We’ll make it right.

Size Guide

Not sure about your size? Check our size guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Materials & Care

Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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