Ask Me Less Things - Sarcastic Beanie

Every time you open your mouth to ask a question, a little piece of my soul retreats further into this knit fabric. This PureSarcasm beanie is the official uniform for the person who has reached their daily—and possibly lifetime—quota for inquiries, requests, and "quick favors." Made from a soft, dense knit that acts as a sound-dampening barrier between your brain and the world's endless curiosity, this hat is a wearable "Closed for Inventory" sign. Whether it’s "Where are my keys?" or "What’s our five-year plan?", the answer is already written on your forehead: Please, for the love of all things quiet, ask me less things.