Asked For Help, Got Promoted - Sarcastic Mug

I reached out for a lifeline and they handed me a heavier backpack. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person who made the fatal error of admitting they were overwhelmed, only to be rewarded with a "Director of Chaos" title and three more direct reports. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the corporate martyr who learned the hard way that "vulnerability" in the workplace is just a fancy word for "capacity for more work." Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is perfect for holding the extra-large serving of caffeine you'll need to manage the very problems you were trying to escape. Congratulations on your "opportunity" to never sleep again.