Award-Winning Mediocracy, Thanks - Sarcastic Socks

Why burn out at the top when the view from the middle is perfectly adequate and has much shorter lines? These PureSarcasm crew socks are a victory lap for the person who has mastered the art of being "consistently fine." Crafted from a remarkably average cotton blend that provides a standard level of comfort, these socks are designed for the individual who meets expectations with the precision of a laser—never exceeding them, but never quite failing enough to be talked about. Featuring a design that screams "I did exactly what was asked of me and not a single thing more," they are the official footwear of the 2.5 GPA and the "Meets Requirements" performance review.