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Big Bills, Bigger Regrets - Sarcastic T-Shirt
$32.00 USD
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That 3:00 AM "treat yourself" moment has officially come back to haunt you. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is the official uniform for anyone who suffers from immediate buyer's remorse the second the package hits the porch. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who have a talent for making expensive decisions and even more expensive mistakes. Soft, high-quality, and looks great—even if you have to live on ramen for the rest of the month to afford it.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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