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Big Dreams, Tiny Paycheck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$34.00 USD
For those climbing the corporate ladder one broken rung at a time. This painfully accurate long sleeve shirt is your unofficial uniform for grinding 40+ hours a week just to keep the lights on and your hopes dim.
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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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