Born to Disappoint Management - Sarcastic Mug

Some people are born to lead. Others are born to follow. You were born to be the specific reason why your supervisor has a recurring eye twitch. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is the official uniform for the employee who views "Key Performance Indicators" as mere suggestions and "Urgent Requests" as a funny joke. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the person who has mastered the art of doing just enough to stay employed but not enough to be asked to do anything extra. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug allows you to sip your coffee with the quiet confidence of someone who is currently failing their performance review with absolute style.