Break Room Therapist Needed - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

I went in for a three-minute microwave burrito and came out with a detailed history of your failed marriage, your cat's dental surgery, and your deep-seated resentment toward the regional manager. This PureSarcasm heavyweight sweatshirt is for the person who has accidentally become the unlicensed, uncompensated counselor for the entire department. Crafted from thick, sound-dampening premium fleece—perfect for absorbing the heavy sighs of your colleagues—this sweatshirt features a relaxed fit for those long sessions of nodding while someone "just needs to vent for a second." Whether you're trapped by the coffee pot or hiding in the corner of the lounge, wear this to let the world know: I'm not here for the "water cooler talk"; I'm here because I have a "listening face" that is ruining my life.