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Burpees Lied. I'm Still Trash. - Sarcastic Tank Top | PureSarcasm
$44.00 USD
For every sad soul who’s done a thousand burpees and still cries when tying their shoes. This tank top isn’t here to motivate—it’s here to remind you that fitness betrayed your trust with every rep and protein fart.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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