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Canceled Plans, Inner Peace Unlocked - Sarcastic T-Shirt
$77.00 USD
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There is no greater high than the "ping" of a text saying, "Hey, can we raincheck?" This PureSarcasm t-shirt celebrates the absolute euphoria of not having to put on real pants or make eye contact with strangers. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone whose favorite hobby is staying exactly where they are. Soft, lightweight, and specifically designed for maximum comfort while you rot on the couch in total tranquility. A perfect novelty gift for the person who is always rooting for the group chat to fail.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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