Certified in Doing the Barest - Sarcastic Hat

Why give 110% when the legal minimum is right there for the taking? This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is for the individual who has mastered the delicate art of doing just enough to not get fired, but not a single spark of effort more. Featuring a relaxed, "pre-exhausted" cotton twill and an adjustable strap for when your ego expands from all that successfully avoided labor. Whether you're "quiet quitting" or just loud-idling, this hat is your official diploma from the University of Bare Minimums. It's not laziness; it's a high-level optimization of your personal energy resources.