Congrats, You Breathed Today - Sarcastic Hat

Listen, we're keeping the standards subterranean today. This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is for the person who didn't hit the gym, didn't crush their goals, and didn't even manage to answer that one email—but did successfully exchange oxygen for carbon dioxide for a full 24 hours. Featuring a breathable cotton twill and a pre-curved brim for shielding your eyes from the disappointment of your peers. Whether you're recovering from a total burnout or just committed to the absolute bare minimum of biological survival, wear this hat as a badge of mediocre honor.