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PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - person - sarcastic | puresarcasm in heather dark grey, front view

Congrats, You Ghosted In Person - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

$32.00 USD
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You're physically in the room, but your soul left fifteen minutes ago. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is a tribute to the masters of the thousand-yard stare and the "aggressive nodding" technique. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone who has perfected the art of dissociating during a long-winded story or a meeting that could have been an email. Soft, high-quality, and perfect for wearing to events you've already mentally checked out of. A great novelty gift for the person who is present in body, but very much elsewhere in spirit.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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