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PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - heather dark grey, front view

Congratulations, You Married This - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

$32.00 USD
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The ultimate wedding anniversary gift for the person who definitely won the lottery—or at least a very interesting participation trophy. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is a hilarious reminder to your spouse of exactly what they signed up for: the chaos, the snacks, and the "unique" personality they legally bound themselves to. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who know that marriage is 50% love and 50% apologizing for things you said while hungry. Soft, classic, and high-quality, it's the perfect novelty gift for the partner who deserves a medal for sticking around.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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