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Cried at a Salad Again - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm
$78.00 USD
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It is just a bowl of leaves, but it feels like a personal attack. This PureSarcasm hoodie captures the specific tragedy of trying to eat healthy while emotionally fragile. The ultimate funny hoodie for anyone barely holding it together. A perfect novelty gift for the friend who weeps over vegetables.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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