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Cried, Yelled, Lied It's Bedtime sarcastic t-shirt - t white, front view

Cried, Yelled, Lied It's Bedtime - Sarcastic Women's T-Shirt

$33.00 USD
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It's 6:30 PM, the sun is still up, and you've just convinced a toddler that the moon is "broken" so they'll go to sleep. This PureSarcasm women's t-shirt is the official uniform for the mom who has reached the end of her tether and her patience. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who have used every trick in the book—and invented a few new ones—just to get fifteen minutes of silence and a glass of wine. Tailored, soft, and durable enough to withstand a bedtime wrestling match, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the woman whose parenting style is best described as "by any means necessary."

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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