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Cry Me a Promotion sarcastic socks

Cry Me a Promotion - Sarcastic Socks

$43.00 USD
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Oh, you worked a whole forty hours this week? Your coffee was lukewarm? Your boss used a slightly stern font in an email? My heart bleeds, but my feet are incredibly comfortable. These PureSarcasm crew socks are designed for the professional who has officially run out of sympathy points for corporate ladder-climbers and habitual complainers. Featuring a high-quality knit with a reinforced heel, these socks are the ultimate accessory for the person who believes that "grinding" should be done in silence and "promotions" are earned, not sobbed into existence.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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