Cry-Working Since Birth - Sarcastic Hat

Some people were born to lead; I was born to execute complex deliverables while sobbing in a bathroom stall. This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is a tribute to a lifetime of "powering through" with blurry vision and a shaky lower lip. Crafted from 100% heavy-duty cotton twill—specifically designed to absorb the humidity of a mid-afternoon breakdown—and featuring an adjustable strap for when your head starts to throb from the sheer weight of your multi-generational burnout. Whether you’re crunching numbers or just crunching on your own suppressed feelings, this hat lets the world know: I’ve been productive and pathetic simultaneously since the delivery room.