Cursed With Consciousness Again - Sarcastic Mug

Oh great, another day of being a sentient being with thoughts, feelings, and a biological need for expensive coffee. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for anyone who finds the transition from "blissful nothingness" to "active participant in society" to be a personal affront. It is the ultimate funny vessel for those who wake up and immediately wish there was a "Quit Without Saving" option for the day. Whether you're mourning the loss of your dream or just mourning the fact that you have to exist in a physical body today, this mug is here to hold the only thing making the experience tolerable: caffeine. Microwave and dishwasher safe.