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$35.00 USD

Ah, the holidays: overpriced lights, emotional landmines, and annual family trauma wrapped in tinsel. This hat doesn’t say 'festive cheer'—it screams 'annual psychological evaluation masquerading as dinner'. Wear it so you don’t have to explain your eye twitch.
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