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Emotionally Bankrupt, Spiritually On Read - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm
$93.00 USD
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For when you've ghosted yourself while smiling at dinner. This hoodie captures the soul-deep burnout of adult friendships held together by one emoji and mutual avoidance.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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