Emotionally Billed by the Hour - Sarcastic Mug

If you’re looking for a shoulder to cry on, please be advised that my listening services are currently billed at a premium rate. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the professional who is tired of providing unpaid emotional labor to coworkers, friends, and that one person in the group chat who never takes advice anyway. It is the ultimate funny vessel for anyone who believes that if they have to listen to your "toxic workplace saga" one more time, they should at least be getting a 1099 for it. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is the perfect desk accessory to remind everyone that while your heart might be open, the meter is definitely running.