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PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - dyed pigment burro, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - dyed pigment burro, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - dyed pigment burro, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - pigment lunar rock, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - pigment lunar rock, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - pigment midnight navy, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic hoodie - pigment midnight navy, back view
Emotionally Unavailable, Like My Ex - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm

Emotionally Unavailable, Like My Ex - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm

$57.00 USD
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For the emotionally fried and romantically misled. This hoodie doesn’t sugarcoat—it pulls up receipts and lights the bridge on fire. Swipe left on your dignified image and wear your dating trauma like a badge.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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