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Existence Was a Budget Cut - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm in T Shirt Graphite - Front View | Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
  • Existence Was a Budget Cut - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm in T Shirt Graphite - Front View | Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Existence Was a Budget Cut - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

Existence Was a Budget Cut - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

$35.00 USD

It feels like the universe checked its bank account and decided to skimp on the features. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for anyone who feels like they’re living the "lite" version of a life they didn't sign up for. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who believe their stamina, patience, and bank balance were all victims of a celestial austerity measure. Soft, durable, and significantly higher quality than the reality it describes, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the person who is over-worked, under-paid, and technically a "cost-saving measure."
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