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Fitness? I Walk to Regret - Sarcastic T-Shirt
$52.00 USD
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They said a brisk walk would clear your head; they didn't mention it would just make you realize how much you hate brisk walks. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the person who treats any form of exercise as a personal betrayal. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those whose "fitness journey" usually ends at the nearest snack aisle. Soft, durable, and engineered for maximum comfort during your long trek from the car to the front door.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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