Fluent in Passive Resentment - Sarcastic Tumbler
Oh, don't worry about me. I’m just sitting here, perfectly content with all the extra work you "circled back" to me. This PureSarcasm tumbler is the official hydration vessel for the person who has mastered the art of the heavy sigh, the aggressive "Thanks!" and the silent treatment that speaks volumes. It is the perfect funny gift for the office professional who is one "just checking in" away from a total blackout. Featuring double-wall vacuum insulation to keep your drinks at a consistent temperature—unlike your coworkers' performance—this tumbler is rugged, sleek, and stays as cold as your soul after a two-hour Zoom meeting.
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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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