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Fully Booked for Regret - Sarcastic T-Shirt

$77.00 USD
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I checked my calendar, and I simply don't have an opening for "being productive" or "making good decisions" until at least next quarter. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the person whose planner is overflowing with commitments they made while they were in a dangerously optimistic mood. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who find themselves at social events, gym classes, or work meetings wondering exactly which version of themselves thought this was a good idea. Soft, breathable, and perfectly suited for a busy day of wishing you had stayed in bed.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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