Functioning on Vibes and Revenge - Sarcastic Mug

Logic? Gone. Sanity? Depleted. But the playlist is fire and I still remember what you said to me in 2014. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person who navigates the world using nothing but a specific "energy" and a long-standing list of people they intend to outlive. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the individual who finds that a well-curated vibe and a healthy dose of petty motivation are far more effective than "self-care" or "professionalism." Microwave and dishwasher safe, because when you're busy plotting your ultimate comeback (or just looking good while doing nothing), you don't have time to scrub the evidence of your third double-shot espresso.