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Goal-Oriented. Just Not Today. sarcastic hat - bucket white, front view

Goal-Oriented. Just Not Today. - Sarcastic Hat

$45.00 USD
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I have a five-year plan, a ten-year vision, and a twenty-four-hour commitment to doing absolutely nothing. This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is for the high-achiever who is currently on an indefinite hiatus from their own ambitions. Made from a durable cotton twill—perfect for protecting your scalp while you think about all the things you’re not doing—and an adjustable strap for when your head starts to hurt from all that "future planning." Whether you’re "resting between sprints" or just avoiding the inevitable, this hat lets the world know: I’m very focused on my goals; I’ve just decided that today is an official holidays from progress.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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