Hope’s Not in My Job Description - Sarcastic Mug

I’ve checked the contract, the employee handbook, and even the "Vision Statement" poster in the lobby—nowhere does it say I’m required to be hopeful about this project. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the professional who has traded "big dreams" for "realistic timelines" and "cautious pessimism." It is the ultimate funny vessel for the person who provides the vital service of pointing out why every "game-changing idea" will actually be a logistical nightmare. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is perfect for holding your coffee while you wait for the inevitable "I told you so" moment. It’s not a bad attitude; it’s just not in the scope of my current role.