HR Reads My Tears Now - Sarcastic Socks

I’ve stopped using the suggestion box and started using my tear ducts as a formal filing system. These PureSarcasm crew socks are for the person who has reached the "final stage" of corporate grief. Crafted with a soft, absorbent cotton blend—ideal for soaking up the byproduct of a three-hour "strategy alignment" meeting—and a reinforced toe for all the times you’ve had to walk to the bathroom to have a quick, scheduled sob. These socks are a wearable receipt for the emotional labor you're providing for free. If they’re going to track your "engagement metrics," they might as well include the salinity of your sadness.