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I found your nose. It was in my business. - Sarcastic Hoodies | PureSarcasm in Pigment Midnight Navy - Front View | Sarcastic Hoodies | PureSarcasm

I found your nose. It was in my business. - Sarcastic Hoodies | PureSarcasm

$67.00 USD

For when boundaries are optional… for everyone else.

This hoodie is for people who attract opinions they never asked for. If someone’s always up in your business, congratulations — now you’re dressed for the confrontation you didn’t start.

✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest

Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.

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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.

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Not happy? Contact us within 30 days. We’ll make it right.

Size Guide

Not sure about your size? Check our size guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Materials & Care

Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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