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Inbox Full of Regrets sarcastic socks

Inbox Full of Regrets - Sarcastic Socks

$43.00 USD
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Every "unopened" notification is a tiny ghost of a commitment you never should have made. These PureSarcasm crew socks are a wearable tribute to the mounting pile of emails, invitations, and "quick questions" that you are actively choosing to ignore. Crafted from a high-tension, stretchy blend—much like your relationship with deadlines—these socks provide a soft landing for your feet while your brain navigates the digital graveyard of your own making. Whether you’re avoiding a "circle back" or mourning the day you hit "Subscribe," these socks are the perfect uniform for the person who treats their inbox like a Pandora’s Box of social obligation.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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