Literally Hiding from My Kids - Sarcastic T-Shirt

If you're reading this, I've likely been found, and my thirty seconds of peace in the laundry room are officially over. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the parents who have mastered the art of "silent breathing" and "dark-room camouflage" just to avoid hearing the word "Mom" or "Dad" for the 400th time today. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who know that the best hiding spots don't have toys in them. Soft, high-quality, and designed with enough stretch to help you squeeze into a kitchen cabinet at a moment's notice. A great novelty gift for the parent whose current hobby is "evading detection."