Living Wasn’t In My Budget - Sarcastic Tank Top

I've crunched the numbers, consulted the experts, and checked the back of my couch for loose change: existing is officially too expensive. This PureSarcasm tank top is designed for the person who is currently being financially ghosted by their own bank account. Crafted from a premium, lightweight cotton blend—because a luxury fabric wasn't in the cards this quarter—this tank features a relaxed fit that's perfect for shrugging off responsibilities you can't afford anyway. Whether you're staring at the price of eggs like they're fine jewelry or just trying to navigate the subscription-based nightmare of being alive, wear this to let the world know: I'm not being antisocial, I'm just fiscally unavailable.