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Married? Blink Twice for Help - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USD
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Nothing says 'till death do us part' like plotting the escape route mid-toast. This mug is for the legally bonded who keep scissors in the bathroom 'just in case'.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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